Dear Morton,

Q.Hi Morton, how long have you been here? (Name withheld)
A.Good Morrow! About 3 weeks, but it feels like eons.

Q. Hi Morton, how do you feel about the infrastructure in the Grand Duchy? (Name withheld)
A. It's a fascinating little SimCity isn't it Luxembourg? I'm fascinated.

Q. Hi Morton, what's happening with Auditors? One of ours nearly acknowledged a joke today. (Name withheld)
A. The poor guy needs a career change. If what you saw was indeed a spark of life.

Q. Morton, is it true that a Business Man speaks English and a gentleman speaks French? (​Name witheld)
​A. I've seen very little evidence of the latter.