Q. Hey Morton, why do you wear that crappy old fashioned hat? [Name witheld]
A. Hat? I don't even have a fucking face!
Q. Morton, why has the 'temporary' roundabout at Bourmicht been replaced by an even worse 'temporary' junction? [Name witheld]
A. Who knows? It's right by a station called Strassen/Bertrange that serves neither commune particularly well.