Q. Hi Morton, why the hell haven't there been many Luxembourg Splice articles lately? (Name withheld)
A. Hi Reader, there's been a a new arrival recently, and so all of the Splice staff have been on an extended Pappaconge.
Q. Morton, I'm mad as hell. I've just found out that Luxembourg is hardly the Melting Pot it is supposed to be??
A. Dear Reader, all 'Melting Pots' need to have the scum scraped off the top and the skidmarks removed from within.