Q. Morton, why shouldn't I just move to Lugano? I can get a decent job there... (Name withheld)
A. Sure but it's even more soulless than Luxembourg and you'll get stung more for healthcare.
Q. Hi Morton. What do you think about moving back to the UK for a fresh start? (T.Grageingwell)
A. Anarchy is coming, but maybe you like that. If you survive send me a message from your treehouse in the woods.