The Year is 2030 - Germany has just closed its borders to Luxembourg for the 46th time.
This comes two days after the 45th time. Claude Klules (who is now Prime Minister) maintains that it is normal that the neighbouring countries don't communicate on such points.
A small group of Luxembourgers caught after the closing have been locked in tiger cages. They will be used to stage bare-knuckle fights on Grevenmacher bridge. Some of them will be watchable.
A few daring souls will ferry some decent beers over the Mosel on remote control boats. Luxembourgers will send back bottles of Riesling. Any physical persons attempting this are shot on sight.
Germans in Luxembourg barricade themselves in from the crack-addled locals.
Belgium has downgraded Luxembourg to 'magnolia.' This means you can enter the country as long as you are wearing fancy dress.
France continues its 'laissez-faire' policy; except now residents are only allowed to bring back 6 cigarettes and a thimble-full of petrol.
(AND THE GREAT lUXEMBOURG EMANCIPATION)