A31 TO PASS THROUGH PARC MERVEILLEUX

Commuters and cheap fuel seekers will soon have to pass through the 1960's time warp that is Parc Merveilleux.  Instead of bothering to redesign and reinvigorate the nasty little place, Luxembourg will force the punters through.

The Department responsible issued the following statement, "Think of it as the world's first high speed safari.  You get to see different animals everytime and avoid those eerie animatronic puppets we inexplicably keep. We believe that 10 euros is a small token price to pay before you heathens stuff your trunks with thousands of coffee pads and cigarettes.  With the bi-monthly train strikes we will absolutely rake it in, plus after the new toll booths in Thionville are installed people will be happy to stop and pay again once in Luxembourg."