Refreshingly honest cross border worker JP Bichelot has last week provided his uncensored two cents to his (former) employer.

When a self-appointed ex-pat Director stormed over to his Team to point fingers about a poorly prepared report, Bichelot broke the golden rule - by speaking up.

"I told him I'm not taking a dive for a job that was not even explained to me!" said the young man.

The Ex-pat Director has since said, "As soon as he dared look me in the eye he was fired!"

Eliza Hrusku, Bichelot's former Team Leader added, "JP nodded along blankly during his six week training period, while also scrolling on his phone and writing shopping lists in French."

The second day he was working on his own he decided to roll over on us and give a mouthful to one of our overlords...  But we've split his meal tickets between us, so thanks for those JP!"

While other European countries are busy arming and training the Ukrainians, Luxembourg has been pondering how it can lend a hand to the embattled nation.

This morning, interchangeable Gvt. Minister Claude Klules has had a breakthrough.

"We've been discussing this for some months,"  he said.  "The best ideas we had were to give them the Stade Josy Barthel and give each citizen a voucher for 50€ off a hotel".

"However the Stadium is too big to move and the voucher idea is just a fucking slap in the face - as the people of Luxembourg have already experienced."

"Then during one of my three hour lunch breaks I realized we have a never ending supply of recruitment and real estate agents that everyone hates.  We will just keep sending them until World War III is officially over."

"They will be replaced before their office chairs get cold anyway."