Its 13:02; you and a handful of your only good colleagues are striding across the lobby like you just robbed it.
Suddenly someone from another department bounds down the stairs talking about a project. You:
A - Offers a few words but keep walking
B - Stop and engage, looking for a sweet spot on his jaw to punch
C - Admit it, you are this project person
This sicko says we should all have a spontaneous meeting at 14:00. You:
A - Pretend you didn't hear and hope your colleagues do the same
B - Accept, and wish that this guy gets hit by a Group4 van before 14:00
C - This is the kind of thing you would say you rat bastard
This person then says can they join?
A - You say its a pre-booked food truck appointment and new faces aren't allowed
B - Sure, one more faceless suit in the queue can't hurt
C - You would do this just to annoy your colleagues
They start seamlessly banging on about another issue...
A - You connect a fire extinguisher to their skull with impressive speed
B - You blurt out "How are you such a cunt?"
C - It is you that needs smacking upside the skull with a heavy object
Mostly A's - The world needs more of you
Mostly B's - You keep your head down. Its a survival technique
Mostly C's - Crack yourself with a heavy object. Repeatedly
"There was no choice about spraying those people with water," explains Claude Klules, Luxembourg's chief copper.
"Firstly, after being embarrassed the week before we needed to show them who's boss. Secondly, our last shipment of bullets didn't arrive on time, unfortunately."
"Wait until next week, we will light up this place and send those troublemakers back over the borders in boxes."