Are you in the Guild?

Sick of explaining your IT woes to outsourcers?  Is your 'issue' lost in the intranet labyrinth, or is it just plain untreated?

If only there was a dedicated Team, in-house like there used to be.

Well there is!  

The nods, special handshakes and secret staircases. they're all there.  No need to wonder who the mystery people at the Company party are anymore, inside that velvet rope.  

Accountant Tom Grageingwell recently found out.

"I went for a dump after complaining about Windows 10. "

"Several pairs of hands came out and dragged me down a flame-torch lit corridor.  I got paddled, had a venemous fish branded on my arm and was forced to drink someone's blood."

"My PC works a treat now!  I checked 'very satisfied' on the feedback form."