The listless and seemingly forgotten residential area hidden behind the main drag in Findel is being rebranded.
Home to a defunct playground, an overgrown traffic island and crumbling brick terraced housing, it is a perfect replica of a UK slum.
Klaude Klules, the politician behind the idea, said "Its eerie and rundown. There is a car on breeze blocks. We're interviewing some multilingual hoodies right now to intimidate and occasionally rob the inhabitants."
"Of course we will build a convenience store where they can become drunk and abusive."
Asked why on earth anyone would have this idea, woe betide have it green-lit, he replied "We've got our poncey schools, cricket clubs and Embassy snobs. In honour of Brexit why not show the other half."