The listless and seemingly forgotten residential area hidden behind the main drag in Findel is being rebranded.
Home to a defunct playground, an overgrown traffic island and crumbling brick terraced housing, it is a perfect replica of a UK slum. Klaude Klules, the politician behind the idea, said "Its eerie and rundown. There is a car on breeze blocks. We're interviewing some multilingual hoodies right now to intimidate and occasionally rob the inhabitants." "Of course we will build a convenience store where they can become drunk and abusive." Asked why on earth anyone would have this idea, woe betide have it green-lit, he replied "We've got our poncey schools, cricket clubs and Embassy snobs. In honour of Brexit why not show the other half."
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