"I worked for 30 hours last week!"
"There will be sixteen kids in my class next year!"
"I don't get paid enough to deal with all these languages!"
Just three of the things that the world's highest paid teachers have been saying during the lockdown.
Parent Eliza Hrusku said "We, full time workers are being told to correct our kids' work, and if we don't the teachers get pissy."
"If this keeps happening I'm going to buy them Luxembourgish chocolates at the end of the year instead of Belgian ones. That'll show 'em my feelings."
The Splice proposes that everyone drops their other concerns at this time and spares a thought for Luxembourg's poor teaching community. Why not pool together and get them a package holiday they can take in the two month Summer vacation that's coming up?