August 28th, 2019

A food vendor has been jacked at the schuberfouer.

The owners of the grease dripping stink wagon commented, "Obviously this doesn't affect the millions we've made here in recent years, but we do feel we must now double our prices instead of doing it next year as planned."

Gaming stall owners also thought their prizes had been stolen, until they realized that unhappy 'winners' had merely disguarded them all around the city.

"The robbers got robbed" snorted Tom Grageingwell, an accountant on his way to work.

​"At least in a couple of weeks I can walk through the Glacis without being assaulted by a wall of noxious grease and plastic fumes."