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BASIC FIT, A PLACE TO ACTUALLY GET FIT

5/14/2018

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These bright orange warehouses full of sweaty Secretaries and Real Estate Agents are actually being used as gyms.  "Well of course" said a bemused employee.  "We have the space, the machines and even run group classes." 

This new phenomenon in Luxembourg now means that going to the gym doesn't just mean dousing yourself in perfume and taking your handbag to the solarium.  Old school gym rats are not happy.  "How can we be?" a Bonnevoie resident spat.  "I love merely holding weights while preening in the mirror and not even looking at who I'm talking bullshit to."  

A Kirchberger offered "No thanks.  I'll stick to paying five times as much to a place that has a prettier logo and a dog grooming service."
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5/14/2018 17:10:39

Dog grooming? In a gym? That's one step too far.

But we are developing group classes and personal training for pets. Who doesn't want to have the fittest chihuaha in the neighbourhood, right?

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