A plan to pit European and International school children against each other until only one survives has been approved by the Luxembourg government.
The plan’s founders, PCL (People for a Civilized Luxembourg), claim that the whole thing could be concluded over a weekend with minimal collateral damage. “Wall them up somewhere like the old steel plant in Differdange and arm them to the teeth,” said the PCL’s media man. “The prize for the winner will be an electronic tag and a holiday in Middlesborough; while anyone caught trying to escape will be forced to work as bus drivers and teachers to see how much they like it.”
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