BREAKING NEWS: Disney in Last Minute Bid for Schuberfouer!

The Mouse House has turned it's greedy gaze to the lawless Eurotrash shanty town that Luxembourgers call the Schuberfouer.

Not content with monopolizing every digital platform known to man and apparently destroying the Star Wars universe or whatever,  (the Splice doesn't care) their sanitary equipment is focused on this peculiar piece of Grand Ducal eccentricity.

A Disney rep said "This place hoovers up Euros faster than Greece!  We'll write a blank check to Mr Schuberfouer right now."

"Then we can get to work on fumigating and sterilizing the place."

One of the grease monkeys at the Glacis replied however, "These pussies can't see us!  We own castles all over Europe - real ones.  In fact we're gonna do a disappearing act in hundreds of directions later this week as soon as several transfers get cleared." 

"Tell them 'Mr Schuberfouer' isn't taking calls right now.  Morons."

Before sharply hanging up, the Disney Rep said "We won't play around, we'll just buy Luxembourg.  We can easily move Euro Disney from the great undeserving city where it is now."