Our burglars are getting braver, so much so that they are inviting you to take a selfie with them outside the houses they intend to break into.
"When me and my gang heard that the Lux coppers sent ten officers to ticket cyclists in Strassen, we pissed ourselves" said thieving bastard Jean-Paul Bichelot from Longwy. "We used to wait until the Schouberfouer and then just go from house to house looting and laughing all the way." "Now we are taking selfies, boasting all over the internet, then swaggering back to help ourselves." Lux Police Chief Claude Klules said, "Our officers are well spaced all over the country. Some Police Stations are open for four hours a week now." Bichelot added, "We're hitting Klules's house in six weeks, need anything?"
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