"But We Catered for your Every Whim!" says Internet to Wanker

A wanker who routinely deconstructs everything he lays his eyes on has refused the internet's efforts to appease him YET AGAIN.

Jareth, the Emperor of the internet filled us in.  "We moved the stars and the sky for him, I sent him a crystal ball in his dreams!  We even offered to remove the pigeon from his rectum, but alas... Not good enough."

The wanker, called Alessandro or something, gave his opinion.  "I was feeling 'Magnolia' last Sunday morning but nothing on my tablet really did it for me.  In fact, stuff I hadn't decided to hate yet was polluting my social media feeds, so I spent hours insulting each and every one.  Oh yeah, I hate social media as well."