Self-righteous Euro brats need your help.
After blocking part of the Red Bridge recently - squawking in their high-pitched voices, they don't know what to do.
Organiser Konstantinos Prikos explained, "The Red Bridge eco-protest was supposed to be just the beginning. But then we all got hungry and went home in our parents 3 litre SUVs. Then we jetted off to our second homes all over Europe."
"Obviously we'd never go to Paris, London or Berlin and protest because these big cities intimidate us. So we're at a loss... We can't shout on the trams for one thing, because we'll get beaten up by some normal kids."