One of the interchangeable, oh-so-average eateries in Luxembourg has fired a Canadian waiter. "What didn't he do!" The proprietor said. "Attracted people in from the street. Attentive throughout every sitting, but not overly so. Replenished drinks! He caught customers eyes when they had questions!"*
A couple of long term residents commented, "We're livid. Alll we ever ask for on a meal out is one overpriced drink, one unimaginary meal and then to be treated like we're not there. This guy had the stones to ask how things were going and furthermore, if we could suggeset anywhere to visit in the area. We don't hate the other staff, they have to live in shitholes like Arlon and Longwy, but we hate this fucking clown!"
The waiter plans to take action, however all 46 consumer advice societies in Luxembourg have yet to acknowledge his request, and he has been forced to take a job in the financial industry.
*He actually pulled out some hair at this point.