Circus Drags it's sorry ass around grand duchy

Circus;
(Noun)

1. (Luxembourg) A blatant double violation of false advertising and unscrupulous overcharging.  Features NONE of the attractions shown, but it does have little dogs jumping through hoops, disintegrating furniture and a fat gimp dressed as a minion.  A prune faced old tea bag may also dress up as Elsa from Frozen to really mentally scar your kids.  Prices double those of surrounding countries.
2. (Rest of World) Stunning entertainment for all the family, usually from as far away as Russia or China.  Featuring wild animals doing tricks, gymnasts and various other worthwhile spectacles. 

Schuberfouer
(Noun)

1. ​Please see entry number 1 under 'Circus.'