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Compulsive Liar actually telling the truth this time!

3/17/2019

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The lying fucker who hangs around Clausen bars like a disease is actually coming clean, according to him.

Jean-Paul Bichelot told everyone within hearing distance that he was a descendant of Luxembourgish nobility, and that his family owns all of the stately homes in the country.

A Scandinavian couple were nice enough to engage Bichelot, before he covered them in saliva.

He said, “Alright, I don’t have a Maserati anymore, and my job testing PlayStation 6s does not give me 90 days of paid vacation a year, but I am the fourteenth nephew of the Grand Duke. You can visit one of our castles for a private visit whenever you want.”

This is where it ended since he was thrown out for refilling his wine in the toilets.

A Royal spokesperson commented, “Oh please, there’s hundreds of harmless fame-seeking bullshitters here.

​But then there’s this clown. We’re actually looking for a suitable vendour right now to have him killed.”

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