Delhaize officials have issued a Press Release stating that their minus 2 car parks will now be recognized only as racetracks. Reminded that they are not the first to do this, one official responded "It will not be a Mad Max style orgy or Lord of the Flies type thing that Cactus has going on. We're going to install picnic areas and have someone selling plastic flags and hats. The starting girls will be wearing bloomers."
A Cactus spokesperson countered, "As soon as we clock off its a no-man's land, we don't care what they do. The same way we ignore our car park usage during opening times."
A Lidl Regional Manager offered "We employ these kind of degenerates, we're not letting them and their stinky friends colonize the fucking car parks too."