Do What You Want, Say Lux Police

“Winter tyres are due when the conditions are apparent.”

“No they’re not, they need to be changed on November 1st.  Not before or after.”

“You’re both fucktards.  I punched it through the Howald Tunnel at 190 with Summer tyres last Winter, no problem.”

These are the kinds of trending online threads spewed recently by the expat community.

“These comments start quite reasonably and drift into utter dribbling madness after mere minutes,” said a Lux highway Police Officer.  “We don’t just have to deal with the unworkable volumes passing through the country, ranging from barefoot nomads to convoys of angry freedom fighters.” 

“Now we have to deal with the stupidity of our own resident know-everythings.”

The Splice pressed on what this might mean for the motorists of the Grand Duchy.  The Officer replied, “Do what you want.  But if we catch you we’ll shoot out your tyres.  Then go online and shout about that.”