An employee of a famous fast food outlet in Luxembourg (not that one) has gleefully avoided every single customer on New Year's Day.
Jean-Paul Bichelot told us how he used a combination of tricks to re-route New Year's Day strollers to another fast food outlet (yes that one). "I opened up early and scooped up the mail. I then stood outside pretending to be the postman until a lingering family walked off. The rest was easy. I locked the door, vaulted over the counter and watched Netflix in the dark for three hours." "Under my jacket of course so that the people peering in the windows didn't see any suspicious flashes of light." "Even my two colleagues gave up and went home after about twenty minutes and six unanswered phone calls." "Like I'm going to fucking work on a day like this."
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