Employment office celebrates long term initiative

Automatons at the state employment office are celebrating the continued success of their reverse psychology initiative.  Score upon score of punters have found employment rather than face the cold, clinical, stats obsessed bots who make up this organization.  One of these ripped jeans wearing pricks said, "This is why we have never and will never get to know our clients or the industries they work in." 

But why not a handshake or even eye contact?  "All of this points towards re-employment, and that's us just doing our job.  You're welcome."