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EV1L C:NT Online -New Project Management Bot among us

8/7/2021

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The cousin of the HR Consultant bot is now booted up and working in your Company.

Much like the earlier L1TTLE C:NT, the new android is programmed to destroy any and all good working relationships.  Morale is also torpedoed on sight. 

However there are huge advances in the new model.  For instance, gone are the jerky body movements and visible robo-skull.  These new Project Management droids are almost human.  They're also not going anywhere.

HR bots move around every few months, but the new models will be a boil on your ass for your whole career.

"There is one way to tell these things," says Manger Eliza Hrusku.  "Their eyes stay dead when they are trying to throw you under a bus.  They don't light up at that point like those of your human colleagues do." 
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