Expat Guide to how Luxembourg is Viewed

"Oh, Luxembourg Wisconsin - never heard of it!"

"You all speak Flemish over there don't you?"

"Is the weather nice?"

We've all heard such gems at some point when we say we live in Luxembourg.  The following zingers have been uttered by far-away landers.  One was said by a resident - try to guess which one...

"How is it going over there in Belgium?"

"Luxembourg!  Did you make that up?"

"That's where the guy headbutts the buses isn't it?"

"It's the biggest of the 1001 'bourgs in Europe."
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"Its an unnecessarily protective country that suffers from warped commercial and infrastructure.  The whole of the South could do with being bulldozed."