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Fair Game

1/4/2019

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The first person to survive being 'Fair Gamed' by a notorious Consultancy Company has bravely come forward to the Splice.

Before grabbing the homely essentials and absconding to shores unknown, Nicholas B detailed how QD Revolutions hounded him and his family.

"They told me the ankle tag was just a temporary measure.  I had it on for 3 years.  It used to beep and shock me whenever I was more than 5 kilometers from work.  Thank Christ the batteries ran out."

He went on to say how this made him suspect that a dead fox nailed to his door and 3 A.M. calls from fax machines were all related.  Over an encrypted line, his wife confided, "Nicholas browsed Monster.lu for 20 minutes one night.  The next day there was somebody dressed as a clown in our basement."   

Head of QD's H.R. Guillermo (a kind of Frankenstein's monster who dresses as the clown) said, "It puts the lotion in the bucket, it puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again."    

We wish Nicolas and his wife all the best in relocating in peace for the New Year.
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