Luxembourg's fast food chains will not be issuing a statement (read: apology) as their UK equivalents are currently doing.
The rep for whichever faceless franchise own all of them said, "No. Unlike the UK outlets who are asking for a little patience during the slow reopening process, we will just keep giving slow, rude and below par service."
"Isn't now the perfect time to rethink the policies?" we returned.
The rep sighed. "If you want a decent KFC you gotta go to Maastricht."
"Fuck all is gonna change here."