The 'Ghost House' of Strassen is no more, and its only occupant since the Middle Ages is starting to worry. In human form the phantom was a prosperous farmer under Dutch rule; but was savagely murdered when Count Vlad invaded with his vampire bats and stuff.*
The inconsolable apparition told the Splice, "I had a whole farmyard to brood and glower in. I even used to rearrange some figurines on a window sill to freak out pedestrians. Not to mention all the great times I had before I died." "But now it's going to be one of those triple A rated monstrosities with no soul and loads of screaming kids, who will ironically be haunting me." The faceless Man Co of the new faceless building commented, "Electric barbecues only, no pets except guide dogs, and any sort of ghost or spirit will raise the monthly charges considerably we are afraid." *True story
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