"I shoot newer immigrants filthy looks, I wasn't like this back home!" admits expat Eliza Hrusku.
"I moved into an apartment block in Merl in 2010. There was a nice old retired guy and an American couple to socialize with. Then he passed away and the couple moved back to the US."
After that - neighbours could only be seen scooting in and out of the building as fast as possible without making eye contact. "I could feel several pairs of eyes watching me when I checked my letterbox" she added. "This is when I felt the change happening..."
Paranormal Investigator Professor Tact has been following the case since 2015. "Eliza was a model citizen in Slovakia, and for a while in Luxembourg she carried on in much the same vein. However now she parks in Emergency vehicle spaces, puts her unwanted crap in common spaces and lets her dog shit all over the commune."
"Something happened shortly after she arrived in Luxembourg and I heavily suspect witchcraft. It's not the first time I've seen this."