Important changes coming before March 1st

A raft of changes are coming in so Luxembourg can be ready for the day public transport becomes free.  Our trusty Government snitch Claude Klules took time out of a three hour lunch to list out the following alond with his comment on each:

1. Rodange, Esch and Grevenmacher will be razed to make space for all the extra cars of cross border workers who will force their way just inside the country's borders.  "It'll be sad to see Grevenmacher go."
2. Bus and tram doors will be fitted with spikes to stop last second bargers.  "This was on the cards long before free transport."
   
3. The pedestrian crossings at Staereplaz to be removed completely.  "Jay walk or find another way to work."
   
4. Hundreds more of those crappy eyesores (Vel'oh bikes) to be installed around the country.  "As long as there aren't any near my house."
   
5.   Trams will not 'stop' per se, merely open their doors for a few seconds.  "It'll be like the Schuberfouer all year round!"
6. Buses will be 100% solar powered.   "No sun, no bus home dingleberries."