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INFRASTRUCTURE (TRAM) STATUS

8/27/2018

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“Garish disco lights and really annoying musical interludes are customary when opening a new tram line,” said a local Government Goon who couldn’t find anyone else to be his mouthpiece.  

"Plus it takes away from the fact that trams were first discussed in the 90's or something."


When gently pressed on the accuracy of the city’s plans to complete the whole network he sighed, “All other European countries will have networks like Blade Runner before that happens, save the UK possibly. 

"As long as our construction companies* refuse to work nights, weekends, holidays and most weekdays, we’re on track!” finished the grinning prick.


​The latest phase saw the trams reach the eternal nothingness that is Place de l’Etoile. 

​Once it has finished rattling past the Schuberfouer at 4km per hour.


*He did the quote marks gesture at this point.
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