INTER NATIONS CHANGING STATUS TO KINDERGARTEN

This world renowned institution intends to apply to officially be recognized as a playground for spoiled brats in the Grand Duchy. 

Since the order of the day is back-biting, bragging about toys and throwing fucking ice cubes at functions – the organizers have seen fit to label their membership as the petulant, utter fucktards that most of them are. 

Some toddlers have informed the Lux Splice that they will be out protesting this as they are hoping to become mature and respectable human beings. 

One said, "We do not want to be put in the same bracket as these awful people.  It'll be a stain on the toddler population here.  We care about Play-Doh, not your undeserved promotions and electric cars.  I hope they all drive into a ravine."