Grashley Scott spent €560 getting a taxi from Kirchberg to Senningerberg last week and he's as happy as a pig in shit.
"I couldn't leave work early and get a bus to go to a job interview, too suspicious", he said. "I booked the first taxi I found and choked when the river said I was looking at €45." "But then the epiphany came! I had to get this job and give the performance of my life." Driver Eduardo contributed, "He told me to leave the meter running and to add the price of some gifts to my family back home, but he jumped out before I could tell him we're doing just fine down in Limpertsberg." "I didn't get the job and my wife left me," splurted Grashley later. "But I'm going to open a firm called Lifesaver Taxis and make a mint!" "Patent pending!" he snarled, narrowing his eyes and pointing with his plastic fork.
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