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Lockdown Snitch IS Office Prick, Investigation Confirms

5/10/2020

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The scumbag who steals Nespresso capsules at work is definitely also the fucking snitch in your apartment block.

​A painfully long investigation spearheaded by Professor Tact including: common sense, whistleblowing and foxhole digging (but mostly common sense) preceded this revelation.

Prof. Tact said, "We can confirm that the toad-like mother fucker who called the cops when you spoke to a friend through your window is the same piece of shit at work who sends all the auditors your way.

Gasperich resident Eliza Hrusku stated "The Toad Man lets his shrill and hateful children torture the entire building, but if you dare to use the communal tap, he's straight on the phone to the agency."

"What is the solution?" we asked.  "A venemous fish to the face?"

"I'll be using him for a future experiment" stated Tact.  

"Gonna place a lump of coal in his rectum and get me a diamond!"












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