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Luxembourg to Send Agents to Ukraine

2/20/2022

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While other European countries are busy arming and training the Ukrainians, Luxembourg has been pondering how it can lend a hand to the embattled nation.

This morning, interchangeable Gvt. Minister Claude Klules has had a breakthrough.

"We've been discussing this for some months,"  he said.  "The best ideas we had were to give them the Stade Josy Barthel and give each citizen a voucher for 50€ off a hotel".

"However the Stadium is too big to move and the voucher idea is just a fucking slap in the face - as the people of Luxembourg have already experienced."

"Then during one of my three hour lunch breaks I realized we have a never ending supply of recruitment and real estate agents that everyone hates.  We will just keep sending them until World War III is officially over."

"They will be replaced before their office chairs get cold anyway."
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