It's common knowledge that regular, punctual mail delivery is a thing of the past. Parcels are lost, denied over or stolen. However, within the May-madness we have just endured, Lux Post seems to have gone fully postal.
Delivery vans sit parked for days instead of hours, and counter staff have gone feral. We've been looking down the street at vehicles that are not getting any closer.
An accountant from Bertrange said "I was late for work, so kindly held up my ticket number as someone pushed in front which is not unusual. But then the staff member snarled and leaped at me, thankfully straight into the plexiglas. I should have known something was off from the necklace of human ears she was wearing that day."
Lo and behold though, said staff member reverted to her cigarette stinking, ketchup -stained self the very next day.
The Splice can confirm that on a mission to the sorting office in Krackelschaff during the latest storm, the delivery trucks were all driving around on their own like in Maximum Overdrive. It was scary and cool.