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Lux's expats already taking skiing positions up

2/7/2018

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The shallow and stuck-up amongst you (yes you) are already taking up your skiing positions.  Pistes everywhere are blighted with you lot standing right in front of where the chair lifts unload, blocking the bars from noon til night and parking in two spaces outside two-space only hotels.  A stuffy Spaniard (who claims he is in Switzerland but is really in the Voges) said, "I behave just like I do in Luxembourg.  If Luxembourg had mountains I'd be even more of an insufferable cunt".  "It's all in the L Registration plates out here!" he added with a lop sided smirk.*

*This may be because he was once glassed in an Edinburgh pub.
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