Mannequin Throwing Day to become a real thing!

Deep from the minds of innumerable Lux-based parents comes Mannequin Throwing Day.  This new concept is to start off as an annual event, and could become daily if popular enough (it will be). 

The event will be open to everyone who lives near a road in the Grand Duchy.  The only stipulations are that the mannequins must resemble human beings and can only be thrown across pedestrian crosswalks at the sound of incoming traffic.

​Prizes are awarded to the 10 throwers who cause the most distress to speeding drivers.  Runner-up prizes will go to anyone who can make drivers look up from their phones. 

The Mayor of a Commune even Luxembourgers didn't know existed, said "If we can get just one of these bastards to crash into a river, then the whole thing is a success."