THE LUXEMBOURG SPLICE
  • Home
  • NEWS
  • Contact

Millenial Infiltrates Your Team

5/23/2019

0 Comments

 
Picture
A wide-eyed spawn of entitlement has joined your Team while you were on vacation.

She plans to ask you what a fax machine is when you come back.

While sitting at your desk, Nelly Naiva continually tapped the PC screen until someone from Legal put her hand on the mouse.

One of the three Team Leaders in the five-strong Team, Tom Grageingwell told us “Our absentee prick of a Manager has already had her interviewing people.

​"Last week she said to someone, ‘I’m qualified in Economics – I think I would have heard about this financial crisis you speak of.”

“The poor guy didn’t get the job.”

What’s more she cried when the last round of promotions was announced, and just like that she became our fourth Team Leader!”

“She has called a Team Meeting today. We’re going to decide once and for all what the best Twilight movie in the series is.”
0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    Archives

    June 2022
    May 2022
    February 2022
    December 2021
    October 2021
    August 2021
    June 2021
    February 2021
    January 2021
    November 2020
    October 2020
    September 2020
    August 2020
    July 2020
    June 2020
    May 2020
    April 2020
    March 2020
    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    September 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.
  • Home
  • NEWS
  • Contact