A wide-eyed spawn of entitlement has joined your Team while you were on vacation.
She plans to ask you what a fax machine is when you come back.
While sitting at your desk, Nelly Naiva continually tapped the PC screen until someone from Legal put her hand on the mouse.
One of the three Team Leaders in the five-strong Team, Tom Grageingwell told us “Our absentee prick of a Manager has already had her interviewing people.
"Last week she said to someone, ‘I’m qualified in Economics – I think I would have heard about this financial crisis you speak of.”
“The poor guy didn’t get the job.”
What’s more she cried when the last round of promotions was announced, and just like that she became our fourth Team Leader!”
“She has called a Team Meeting today. We’re going to decide once and for all what the best Twilight movie in the series is.”