Another talking-head politician in Luxembourg has proffered a new idea of introducing more national holidays.
The only two conditions are that they must be on a Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday and be in the name of an acquainted Catholic event that no one has given a shit about for at least three centuries.
The politician, Claude Klules outlined more, "We should keep up this tradition of holidays that your sneaky colleagues book their holidays around, leaving you with five days of work to do in four."
"We must also convince the surrounding countries to do it so you can't slope off and enjoy a nice day in Maastricht or Trier."
"We'll call it Screw up Your Body-Clock Day."