THE LUXEMBOURG SPLICE
  • Home
  • NEWS
  • Contact

Mysterious Airport Gatherings

4/15/2018

0 Comments

 
Picture
More and more randoms are flocking like sheep to the perimeters of Lux Airport.  Officials are baffled.  One offered, "I'm pretty sure its not to mark the Solstice or the beginning of Spring.  This strange phenomenon picked up sharply just after we lowered the free parking time from 30 to 15 minutes. But why?"

Drivers generally sit in a state of concentration and silence, much as if birdwatching or hunting.  Their attention is fairly evenly divided between the rear view mirror and the (generally stationary) police vehicles by the airport's main doors.

The Splice's own research revealed a slightly lower than normal level of dogging and drug dealing, hence is also at a loss for an explanation. 
0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    Archives

    June 2022
    May 2022
    February 2022
    December 2021
    October 2021
    August 2021
    June 2021
    February 2021
    January 2021
    November 2020
    October 2020
    September 2020
    August 2020
    July 2020
    June 2020
    May 2020
    April 2020
    March 2020
    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    September 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.
  • Home
  • NEWS
  • Contact