Without warning, Agents dressed like French IT workers panicked a busload of commuters this week by jumping up and demanding proof of fare. The driver noted, “Most passengers scooted to the middle doors like they always get out at the Josy Barthel Stadium.”
“Attempts to prize them open resulted in six people falling into a kind of human ball making it impossible for the next wave to even try.” A Brit, Tom Grageingwell told the Splice “My effort to filibuster them by playing the language game lasted about 0.7 seconds. Even showing my M-Kaart which expired in 2013 didn’t placate them in the slightest. Why did I bother getting that special plastic wallet for it then?" "At least I didn't go for the doors, those people got beaten with sticks." The Agents held their own throughout, facing such gems as; “This is illegal in my country!” “You wouldn’t act like this in first class!” and “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me!” Concerned by these scare tactics, the Splice was mortified to learn of the following plans the Luxembourg government has:
You’ve been warned dinguses.
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3/1/2019 02:56:18
Ticket inspectors should be plain clothed because the last thing you would want is for delinquents to get warned that there will be an inspection. It will give them enough time to escape or come up with an excuse. People feel safer when ticket inspectors work stealth. They are not policemen or men in uniform. They have no authority over anything. There is nothing to be afraid of. All they can do is report whatever is happening. If you really wish to get away with it, you will have more time to do this if it takes them forever to report the incident or it takes too long for authorities to act.
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