Not Polish people. Poles stuck in the ground with flashing lights on top.
Grand Ducal Police have decided that they all want a holiday. Together. Just as soon as the Schuberfouer shifts its extortion racket somewhere else.
Once such Mersch-based Officer leaked to the Splice, “Traffic incidents should reduce dramatically, well until people realize that our replacements are just a very clever ruse.”
“All other more serious types of crime tend to take place in the South of the country anyway. Therefore my hands are clean.”
A Petange-based Officer also added his two cents. “When the French and Belgian cops fly across our borders without warning, we simply won’t be there to complain to each other about it. Then before you know it the perps will be in the North of the country or even Germany.”
If the scheme proves as successful as hoped, it will be rolled out more regularly, for example in sensible places where a €200K speed camera will never be justified.
At the time of going to press fitting a policeman's cap on top of the poles was suggested.