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Registering a Foreign Car in the Grand Duchy

10/11/2019

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Please see beneath procedure if you are looking to register a 'foreign' car in Luxembourg:
  1. Buy a car in a foreign country
  2. Brag to anyone who will listen about how much cheaper it is
  3. Pay tax on it
  4. Go to the SNCA to register it by completing the following:
  • Run down a steep tunnel with a boulder rolling behind you
  • Watch 12 hours of film about why buying cars in Luxembourg is a better idea (with your eyes pinned open)
  • Bring back evidence that the lost city of Atlantis exists
  • Tattoo the Chassis number on your face so that the Agent can definitely note it
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Then:
  1. Go abroad, pick up your vehicle and enjoy several years of driving
  2. Continue paying the salary of the unhelpful shitbag you were dealing with
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