REPEATED REFERRALS: ARE YOU FEELING LIKE A PINBALL?

One group of expats complained yesterday how they have been referred several times by doctors within Luxembourg.

One of the bunch, Steve Galager detailed how he was led own the garden path from his Merl GP to a Strassen Specialist, a Limpertsberg Laboratory, a Surgeon in Esch to a witchdoctor in Vianden.

Buddy Peter chimed in with a similar story, the notable difference being that he was steadfastly denied treatment in a renowned German facility, despite Luxembourg having nowhere near that sort of capability for his condition.  

“They’re still more useful than notaries at least,” he offered.

Galager added “Every Doctor I saw had a certificate from the same university on their wall.  One even had a picture of them all together at Primary school with the same holier-than-thou look on their smug little faces.”

After another beer he chuckled “Alright, I made the fucking witchdoctor part up, but you get the point.”