Two particularly preening pricks are responding to constructive Facebook questions and rants with their own not so constructive rants.
Smug wanker Kevin Bitchum puts repeated smiley emojis between such gems as "Duh! You answered your own question!!!!!!" and "You're just rehashing someone else's opinion, any thoughts of your own??????" "Luxembourg has an airport, feel free to grab a one way ticket!!!!!!"
Similar sob-story Gareth Dullard chimed in recently with "All public holidays and weekends are sacred! EVERYTHING in Luxembourg should be closed and anyone caught enjoying themselves should have a large 'X' daubed on their front doors!"
Rumours of these two consistently crashing and burning on Tinder are as of yet, unfounded. However, we have had confirmation that their evenings generally consist of a Pot Noodle and a wank.
Rest assured though, they will be receiving a one way ticket to Smacksville by our recently envenomed pet.