Your Compliance Manager wears a Skull Ring as a last bastion of defiance, like a domesticated cat backed into a corner, emitting a singular meow.
"You know Easy Rider? That was gonna be me! Until my best friend got married and became a Primary School teacher", he confided.
"I finished my last reefer, fished out my degree certificate and fifteen years later here I am. Forcing layer upon layer of home-cooked regulations on my colleagues. There's a picture of me on the kitchen with darts in it."
"The ring stats though, if you don't like it file an internal complaint."
"Except don't!" He whimpered, grabbing the Splice's arm. "If the wife finds out she'll zip up her handbag. Both of my balls are inside."