Luxembourgers should vote on which specific lanes they will travel in on the highways of Luxembourg, or maybe even Benelux and beyond. After a 12 year study the Splice has decided that this is an acceptable way forward.
The findings include: Belgians have basically elected to use the middle lanes wherever possible at slow lane speeds. Drivers from all the Latin countries waver indecisively, while Lux residents just want to go home but can't because of the throngs of one-person-one-car cross border workers. The Dutch meanwhile will do whatever is necessary to get cheaper fuel on their detours to various camping sites. Central European truck drivers have turned out to be the most tolerant. "We're in Luxembourg are we?" shrugged one Latvian haulier. An office worker who has a bird's eye view of the A6 said, "Just remove all the white lines completely and let them kill each other." "Although it is pretty zen to see the waves of brake lights and smartphone screens float past on a Winter's night."
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